![]() Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!" "You been screwing the milkman!" he says. Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carving up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic! So that night, when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual… He had six wives one of those Mormons, you know? Then I found out, single he told me? Single, my ass! Not only was he married, oh no. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single. ![]() If you'd have been there, if you'd have heard it So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots So, I said to him, I said "You pop that gum one more time…"Īnd he did. Lying' on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing-no, not chewing, popping! So, I come home this one day and I'm really irritated and looking for a little sympathy, and there's Bernie. Bernie! Bernie likes to chew gum-no, not chew. You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero, Lipschitz! In their rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'! ![]() And now, the six married murderesses of the Cook County Jail
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